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Apr 13, 2014 / 432,068 notes

wwhiitep2iioniic2:

solluxander:

u gonna ask me out now or later

the lip smack gets me everytime

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Apr 13, 2014 / 68,616 notes
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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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Apr 13, 2014 / 284,486 notes
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astrofreud:

not-the-very-button:

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

No you don’t they’re venomous.If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain. You do not want a platypus.

Nah, I still want it.
Apr 13, 2014 / 86,886 notes

astrofreud:

not-the-very-button:

bunnyfood:

I want a platypus. 

No you don’t they’re venomous.

If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain.

You do not want a platypus.

Nah, I still want it.

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Apr 13, 2014 / 497,811 notes

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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Apr 12, 2014 / 1,747 notes

mercury973:

About considering coming out of an inflatable vagina for their performance at the Brit Awards 

H8 u

Apr 12, 2014 / 5 notes

sensitiveboner:

I wanna fuck a teacher just so I can say that I did

Apr 12, 2014 / 160 notes

Chris and Dom @ KROQ Party House at Coachella 4/11

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